Girl, Aged 8: Just think, when I'm in high school, I bet people will be wearing their birthday suits to school!
Dad: You've been mentioning your birthday suit a lot lately. Do you even know what that is?
G: Yeah... it's an extra nice set of clothes you wear on your birthday. I keep reading it in different books. Like that old book I'm reading, the dad said, all we have is the birthday suit God gave us.
Mom: Umm. No. not exactly
D: What were you wearing on your first birthday?
G: I don't know, I wasn't there.
M: When you were first born...
G: But I was naked!
D: Exactly. THAT is your birthday suit.
G: Oh. huh. Well I can't wear that to school.
M: Yeah, so we'd appreciate it if you'd stop referencing your birthday suit all of the time.